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arrow-up1581arrow-down1imagenot again...feddit.deHofmaimaier@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square25linkfedilink
minus-squareさようなら@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up87·2 years agoCraved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·edit-22 years agoIf you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one. Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
minus-squareWhitebrow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 years agoWith a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit
minus-squareRadioactive Radio@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoWhat if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoThe tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.
minus-squaredriving_croonerlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 years agoIf the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.
minus-squareThe_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoBetter to be loved than hated?
Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it
If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.
Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit
What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.
If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.
Better to be loved than hated?