• ubermeisters@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Vote republican! You’ll be on the winning team and that’s the full scope of our marketing tactic. Nothing else. Just “join us and be a winner”.

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      1 year ago

      “I’m hungry, let’s go get something to eat”

      “Cool how about tacos?”

      “No, I don’t want tacos.”

      “Okay, how about Thai food?”

      “No, I don’t want Thai food.”

      “Well what do you want to eat?”

      “I don’t know, you pick something.”

      Except policy.

      • I_DONT_RAPE_KITTEHS@lemmynsfw.com
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        1 year ago

        Picks something…

        “This sucks! (upends table and food) I’m in charge of picking where we eat, now…it’s your fault we’re going hungry!”

        Lather, rinse, repeat.