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Samdell to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 15 hours ago

making banana bread

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making banana bread

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Samdell to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 15 hours ago
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    Calm down, Roko.

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    Bread is natural?

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    Jokes on you. How do you know not every bread has been fucked before you ate it? Checkmate, atheists.

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      Extra protein

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      You’re right! I’m not paying extra until they provide proof.

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    *Fleshli-

    You know what who cares

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    Fake: anon knows how to actually make banana bread
    Gay: anon imagines a guy’s ass

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    Do not fuck raw eggs or yeast, please.

    • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yes, please pasteurize it first.

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      “Dropped raw chicken breast on penis and now it’s burning, please help”

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      Making it protein rich.

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      no

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    🔦

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    MyFlatLoaf.png

    >making flatbread for a party
    >dough is runny and moist
    >imagine I’m baking a giant wad of cum 
    >imagine stomachs bursting with my delicious seed
    >they beg for more
    >but I wont give it to them because I have a 24 hour refractory period 
    due to sourdough starter regeneration time
    Anyway, family reunion thread? 
  • Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    There’s a Viz comic about that…

    Fru T. Bunn – a “Master Baker” who makes his own sex dolls out of gingerbread and then attempts to have sex with them. Often he actually succeeds, only to be discovered in the last frame by his wife and daughter (Little Chelsea – ref to the Chelsea Bun)!!

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