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minus-squarejanNatan@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 days agoOh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of “if you don’t go by this date come back” or something. That wasn’t needed, that’s all I remember.
minus-squaresangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoAre you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn’t you speak up before?!
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoThey were too busy posting moth memes. We will full circle to the shit knife, my mm. way now.
minus-squareuntorquer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoSpent a week in the hospital and couldn’t leave until i pooped. Problem is when you’re pumped full of opioids that doesn’t happen. I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoshower beer, shitter beer, sometimes the same thing when doing a waffle stomp
Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of “if you don’t go by this date come back” or something. That wasn’t needed, that’s all I remember.
Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn’t you speak up before?!
They were too busy posting moth memes. We will full circle to the shit knife, my mm. way now.
Spent a week in the hospital and couldn’t leave until i pooped. Problem is when you’re pumped full of opioids that doesn’t happen.
I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.
but those are great together!
Beer and shitting?
shower beer, shitter beer, sometimes the same thing when doing a waffle stomp