Just fuckin’ use porn like a normal person, goddamn
The weebiest of
have a weird fixation on “earning” their 
and it usually involves tedious memorization games or status grinding in some VN slop. Later they apply that mentality to flirting/dating and can get violently upset if/when it doesn’t work.
Woman not sex object? (insert media) = BAD.
Hard mode“Fap” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
“Material” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
“Fap Material” is like those words with their powers combined becoming Captain Reddit.
Help me understand the link here.
His logic goes:
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famous punchy boi
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women must be attractive to me personally
I’m having difficulty connecting these dots.
famous punchy boi women must be attractive to me personallyI’m having difficulty connecting these dots.
He’s so used to endless hedonic treadmill running that he can’t enjoy something unless he can also jerk off to it at the same time.
No need to worry.
The moment this game gets a PC port someone will upload a mod to nexus that makes all the women 90% tit.
Based on what I’ve seen from mods lately, the 90% ass mods come first currently. We’re clearly in the age of ass right now.
The assman cometh.
Post of the month imo
The worst tragedy of our time. I’m a tits man born in the age of ass
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besides Aunt May
Don’t kink shame me!
They literally made Aunt May hot in the MCU by giving the role to Marisa Tomei though
How would you type, format, include a screenshot, and review this post and have it never occur to you that this is not the sort of thing that you announce to the world?
-Video game base on an iconic superhero
-Wants fap material
Fellas I really hate it when I can’t [redacted] to my vidya character. Everyone should be catering to me at all times.
my man these stories are for children that’s why they aren’t porn
Send all G*mers to 10 years hard labour in the fields.
Let me run that past my internal political commissar real quick:
This is a VIDEOGAMEThat’s it. That is the safe part to read. Please refrain from reading any other parts of the tweet.
I don’t care how fappable she is, but it is really jarring how different she looks from the first game while Pete and Miles look mostly the same. And by Pete looking the same I mean looking the same as his bad facial makeover from the remastered version.
Please tell me this is a bit. I need this to be a bit today
