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Samdell to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President?

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Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President?

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Samdell to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • LuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    But what did One Direction have to do with it all?

  • RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee
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    And then, bewilderingly, re-elect you.

  • tobis@lemm.ee
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    Man, I wish Lex Luthor was president.

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      The less cartoonishly evil choice.

      • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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        He’s actually a genius too

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    Two good ways to write Lex Luthor:

    “There’s no way people could be so naive.”

    “Everyone but me is a complete moron!”

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    Half? I dont see a french revolution right now…

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      It’s more like 25-30%

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    Lex Luthor is to smart to pull out off though. He’d have to lose at least 150 IQ points first.

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    I mean the entire country is letting him get away with it, one half is doing it enthusiastically.

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    Superman, where are you?

    ^^And ^^I’m ^^so ^^sorry

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    What is the other half doing, may I ask?

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