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Samdell to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 18 天前

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Samdell to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 18 天前
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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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    17 天前

    I believe your ass is designed to get things out of your body.

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      if it’s hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.

      maybe just don’t shove random things up your butt.

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        17 天前

        nah

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        17 天前

        i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.

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          16 天前

          by “random” i meant “not intended for rectal insertion”. for example:

          okay: butt plug with flared base.

          bad: crunchy food.

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            16 天前

            yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines…

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              16 天前

              would be a hell of a restaurant tho

      • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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        16 天前

        He said bread stick not pretzel.

        • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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          16 天前

          you get pretzels in soft and crunchy as well

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            16 天前

            But you said hard, jagged, pointy which does not describe a bread stick.

            • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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              15 天前

              yes, unless it’s broken.

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              12 天前

              I think this might be a difference between what the US calls breadsticks versus what most of the rest of the English speaking world calls breadsticks.

              The former is soft while the latter is crunchy. The former tears; the latter snaps.

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                12 天前

                We do have the super skinny twizzle stick style but they are pretty niche these days since the soft style usurped them in 80s. If I remember correctly, these appeared on the scene with salad bars. Easier to prepare bread.

                Thanks for reminding me about that style of bread sticks.

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