Enjoy the dopamine high from your worthless internet point kind stranger
Well I mean it’s this or heroin.
Heroin might be healthier.
You’re not wrong
i never thought about how much damage i do with each upvote… what’s wrong with me…
I asked for heroin for Christmas but my grandparents got me cocaine. >_> classic grandparents
Did someone like my stupid comment? Please tell me someone thinks I’m witty! PLEASE!?!?
I explicitly turned off the Lemmy function of posting my inner thoughts. How the hell did this happen?
Sorry, that was me. Accidentally hit the switch.
we have pressed the button… now it makes more meme…
Lpt: you don’t actually need to make the meme yourself, reposted memes tricks the brain as well.
Many have pressed the button. Brain: Excelent I will opent he chemi… whats this sign next to the good chemicals, WARNING ADHD, DONT OPEN UNLESD EVERYTHING IS FIXED. Brain: Well fuck me then.
Yeah… that sign got destroyed accidentally. I went through this little hyperfixation where I was trying to make ninja throwing stars. Didn’t go well. Ended up cutting myself a few times and had to go to the hospital. It was a whole problem. But the doctor at the hospital was sexy as hell. Really big arms. Nice guy. Nice smile. Had to do a blood sugar check for a few things and it turns out it was low which was a surprise. Apple bottom jeans… boots with the fur…
Wait what were we talking about?
(Sidenote: I’m in a voice chat with a friend of mine who knows me very well. I read out this comment and asked if it was too ludicrous for a joke about ADHD. He said "Dude, that comment is a mild version of you on a good day. Post it. You’re fine.)
It was perfection. I could have written it myself.
It was so well done that I read it in my own voice. Congratulations! Your thoughts are indistinguishable from my own!
How are all of your posts so perfect all the time? I didn’t stop at an upvote, I gave you a full-on boost, my man. Ride that high.
Hey, I’ve just got a huge collection of stuff that I’ve saved from trawling the internet. I can’t take too much credit here but I will definitely take that high oh god yess straight into my veins
