As they go inside, God himself appears and says “my child, you have lived your life seeking answers, as misguided as your searching has been. Worry not. You are safe here, and I am ready to answer any questions you might have with perfect, absolute truth.”

“I understand. I suppose I have one question that sits in my mind the most, and would bring me the greatest relief to finally hear the answer. My lord… Is the earth flat?”

God shakes his head. “No, it is not flat. It is a globe.”

“Holy shit, they got you too? How high does this thing go?!”