I know I am on lists. I flew out of ORD yesterday. I have TSAPrecheck. Metal detector flagged me for “random” additional screening, which means body scanner. Body scanner flagged my groin, I lifted my shirt to show my belt buckle. “No, it’s lower than that.” I got a big old feel up for my trouble.
I don’t even have two testicles. Now I know I’m on lists. That shit was not random.
I know I am on lists. I flew out of ORD yesterday. I have TSAPrecheck. Metal detector flagged me for “random” additional screening, which means body scanner. Body scanner flagged my groin, I lifted my shirt to show my belt buckle. “No, it’s lower than that.” I got a big old feel up for my trouble.
I don’t even have two testicles. Now I know I’m on lists. That shit was not random.
Try flipping a coin and see if you get an unusual pattern after a few tosses. Could be some heads in a row or tails in a row or alternating.
They’re weighting the coins funny.