• klu9@lemmy.ca
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    15 hours ago

    Plan for when I’m taken hostage by terrorist group / state actor:

    • As. Soon. As. I’m. Taken. Start. Talking. Like. Shatner!
    • When the hostage video comes out with me spouting whatever script they gave me, the world cracks up laughing.