• Catfish [she/her]@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 day ago

    If you’re being polled for jury try saying these things:

    • Man I fucking hate Italians…
    • Healthcare? Yeah I haven’t had any problems!
    • Dude I love McDonald’s workers and people that work with cops!
    • If I saw a health insurance CEO bleeding out I would tear up my own shirt to plug the wounds… They’re my heroes.

    And then you hang the jury!