• Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Hour 5 of crying on the shitter: “I take it back! I DON’T WANT TO SHIT GOLD BRICKS ANYMORE!”

      Seriously, who the hell said that first, and why does everyone just go with it? At least be reasonable and go with gold nuggets or something…

    • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 days ago

      reminds me of my favorite expression;
      wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full faster