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Boss: locks you in the building
Boss: you live here now. I expect 3x productivity for a $0.50 cent raise with a maximum daily rate of quiet mumbling. Problem solved!
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Boss: locks you in the building
Boss: you live here now. I expect 3x productivity for a $0.50 cent raise with a maximum daily rate of quiet mumbling. Problem solved!
there is just one
Well it’s cloudflare, not cloudsflare. Maybe overcasthosting, or sunblockservers…
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Considering that my desired workplace is “laying in bed for $5k a week”, no I can’t say that I did. Survival and a safe place to shit dictated that.
Mmm, jesus 🍽
Pfft, ez pz
A beeping, clear plexiglass container it is!
Custom eh? Tell me more 😏
one player
That one tank game where you took turns against the computer and/or others players begs to differ :P
webmaster
hard drive failure
they are not worthy of the title if they just had one disk and no backups. to be so knowledgeable and yet so stupid is a memorable achievement.
Fucking kangaroos
-$4 and include an unopened, chilled 20oz cherry pepsi. You deliver. Take it or leave it.
Two-lane, no-passing, winding mountain road: “it’s showtime” 😎
Everyone: flies straight off the cliff
Tbf I’ve read that they missed their third deadline for an early access release. I was interested in the game but if what you have after like 5 years still isn’t enough for even early gameplay scrutiny, maaaaybe some major mistakes were made. And then never addressed. For half a decade.
I’ll hate on big companies and executives alllllll day, but I’m an equal opportunity hater whenever it’s warranted.
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An absolute piece of shit. And that’s very insulting to shit.
A vocal bunch bitched about this, but I’ve had the 6+7+8 Pro pixels (with under-screen sensors) and I’ve never had an issue, all ordered during product announcement. Family (who I hand-down when I upgrade) have never complained either. I use my phone near constantly and unlock actually hundreds of times a day. 🤷♂️
Sparky, stop eating my teeth! Give it back! GIVE IT BACK!