Not even the government can own things anymore

“And the rockets go vwooooosh and then kapoooooow and the Chinese will be like waaaagh!”

Please let them fall for it, it would be so fucking funny

Doing surge pricing when the sirens go off

Live MAAS :kelly:

(e: missiles as a service)

🙄 https://interconnectedrisks.org/2023/tipping-points/space-debris#%3A~%3Atext=As+more+satellites+are+launched%2Csatellites%2C+creating+even+more+shrapnel.

“We’ve detected 14 incoming missiles. You’re currently licensed to attempt interception for 4 missles simultaneously. Would you like to upgrade to our 8 simultaneous missile interception package for just $1.2 billion?”