SexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 14 days ago"We have been liberated from the yoke of communist products!" I yell, as I re-adjust my 'Made in China' MAGA hat, and type this on my Chinese manufactured iPhonehexbear.netimagemessage-square160fedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1148arrow-down1image"We have been liberated from the yoke of communist products!" I yell, as I re-adjust my 'Made in China' MAGA hat, and type this on my Chinese manufactured iPhonehexbear.netSexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square160fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSpiderFarmer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·13 days agoOur soil isn’t cleaner. We’re actively gutting environmental protections because low lead-blood levels are “woke”.
minus-squaresweatersocialist [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·13 days agotrees are gay. oil is the antidote to the woke mind virus. complaining about it your ever slipping standard of living is also gay. real men tip their landlords and thank them for the opportunity
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·13 days agoBut not seed oil
minus-squareglimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 days agoOil made from dinosaurs who ate seeds and fossilised seeds is good tho
minus-squareSickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·13 days agoLead in the blood is how boomers reproduce
minus-squareglimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 days agoIf enough lead congeals in one place a boomer is born
Our soil isn’t cleaner. We’re actively gutting environmental protections because low lead-blood levels are “woke”.
trees are gay. oil is the antidote to the woke mind virus. complaining about it your ever slipping standard of living is also gay. real men tip their landlords and thank them for the opportunity
But not seed oil
Oil made from dinosaurs who ate seeds and fossilised seeds is good tho
Lead in the blood is how boomers reproduce
If enough lead congeals in one place a boomer is born