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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

DUI hiring just works

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DUI hiring just works

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/?gift=kPTlqn0J1iP9IBZcsdI5IVJpB2t9BYyxpzU4sooa69M&amp%3Butm_source=copy-link&amp%3Butm_medium=social&amp%3Butm_campaign=share

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      pls explain? 😬

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        WarThunder is ripe with military nerds that love being right about their favourite tank/plane/whatever. Sometimes, these nerds have access to official documents proving that they’re right. And sometimes these nerds go on to post classified military intel for the sake of being right.

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          What’s the post frequency like? At some point you freaking quarantine every new post…

          I know that saying “you shut down your business“ pretty much but if you’re in the country whose secrets are being leaked you might prefer being limited to a few dozen posts a day compared to dying in an air raid

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            A few times a year, the Wikipedia page has a table of them

            https://wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Thunder

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        warthunder players are often memed on for leaking classified military documents

        i.e. jlai.lu/post/8555562

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        https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2924096000

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          Goodness gracious

          Thank you!

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    mark my words: it’s just gonna keep getting more and more stupid. you think you know stupid? hold my beer.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      United Stupids of America

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        i’ve heard it’s got electrolytes.

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          Its what plants crave

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        Unlimited Stupids of America?

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        This is my United States of Whatever.

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      Remember when he humble bragged classified intel in the Oval Office to foreign leaders? I remember, but apparently the world has forgotten.

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    “We are currently clean on OPSEC” 🤡

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      I will do all we can to enforce 100% OPSEC”—operations security. “I welcome other thoughts.”

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      More like OPSEGS amirite? Lol jk jk 👊🇱🇷🔥

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    What a wasted opportunity. The angle should have been “Top secret military plans intentionally leaked to the liberal media”. The MAGAs would have sent poor little Pete to prison and the cabinet would be eyeing each other with distrust for the next four years.

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      They already are eyeing eachother with distrust.

      That’s 100% why Vance was offering prayers in the chat.

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    Brilliant, leak the plans so the enemy will think it’s a fake, then do it anyways. Like a reverse mincemeat

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      The last thing the enemy will expect is a 8th suicidal charge into their defensive positions! It is a brilliant plan!

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxbzb8XXiGQ

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      Removed by mod

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    The people freaking out over Clinton’s emails are real quiet rn

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        I’m not excusing the email server, but this is absolutely worse. Planning an operation like this on unsecured phones in an app that won’t leave a paper trail and accidentally leaving an uncleared person in the chat… Holy fuck

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          One time I forgot to remove a mod from the mod chat of my personal discord server when my friends and I talked about banning him due to his rapid spiral into the alt right.

          Now that was awkward, but holy shit is sending war plans via group chat so much worse.

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    the party of “common sense” and “competence” btw

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      also “party of personal responsibility” when they choose to not investigate any of this

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        Party of law and order too, after breaking classified communication laws.

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    Yeah, but if it’s this difficult for a white cis-het man to not text top secret documents to the wrong person, imagine how many times a DEI hire would have done it by now.

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      Let’s ask Gen. Brown Jr. how many times he has leaked war plans through messengers. I am sure he could go on for hours.

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    https://archive.ph/NBRN5

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    In his defence, he was blackout drunk at the time.

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    This post accurately exemplifies the whole purpose of this channel.

    And I’m dying from laughter. Absolutely brilliant - thank you for sharing this!

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    This guy is rocking maybe 93 iq on a good day.

    Mediocre white guy hire to lead the nation’s defense.

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    I recently saw Adam Savage’s site was selling demerit patches for the workshop.

    I think it would be funny to see a bunch of military demerit patches designed for the dumb shit Hegseth does. They could be sewn to his prison shirt if y’all manage to get him in prison eventually.

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    Behold, the master race.

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