• am i the only one who saw the 2003 spy action-comedy / Rowan Atkinson star vehicle Johnny English?

    Mr. Bean plays a bumbling MI7 agent who, after accidentally killing all the other secret government agents, becomes the last / #1 spy. he then bumbles upon a plot by the antagonist (played at 110% by Sir John Malkovich)–a french prison magnate and distant heir of the throne–to retake the throne and use it’s bizarre, “ceremonial” powers to turn the country into his personal prison.

    the point is, you can just let Ganondorf become the king of hyrule, ceremonial or otherwise. because he’s french.