I’ve got my phone and wallet in my pants pockets, but I don’t have my sweatshirt on, and I’m desperately trying to ask if anybody’s got it, but no-one’s fucking answering me. I’m kinda freaking out here! The teachers came up with this whole ridiculous system of giving everyone in my class a codename based on the lyrics to the Attack on Titan opening theme, to make sure our group stayed together, and they even advised us all to speak in English for the sake of “clearer communication”, to my chagrin. Yet despite these efforts, apparently the teachers couldn’t come up with a system to make sure our ITEMS didn’t get displaced while we were at it — absolutely ridiculous! I chose not to wear a backpack so that I’d have fewer things to worry about, and I still end up losing something, right?

…And what the FUCK is this intense, rhythmic ringing in my left ear‽ I feel like I’m about to— wake up in my bed?

…I’m not even in school anymore.

[checks phone] “Dette er en TEST av Nødvarsel, myndighetenes varslingssystem ved alvorlige hendelser.”

…Oh, may God damn the Norwegian emergency alert system for scheduling its test right as I was having an interesting dream! Curses!