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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Hey! I may be grumpy, and bitter, and lash out at children, and trick people into neglecting God's Word but... What was that other thing you said?

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Hey! I may be grumpy, and bitter, and lash out at children, and trick people into neglecting God's Word but... What was that other thing you said?

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    I have become a megatheist. I buy into all the gods.

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      Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

      Even the bible says there are plenty of side bitches. God just doesn’t want you to have any.

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        That doesn’t even say you cant worship other gods, just that this god comes first?

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          Literally.

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          Praise Zeus! <-- bad

          …but not as much as Yahweh! Man, he’s the best! <-- a-okay!

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      New gospel: All Gods are real and the reason they no longer meddle in the affairs of mortals is because they are too busy fighting their wars in heaven.

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        That sounds metal AF

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        New gospel: All Gods are real

        That’s the old gospel. Even at the time of the apostles polylatry (like idolatry, but different). All the gods are real but this god is your god. Hence all the proscriptions against idolatry and other gods.

        And they fought in spirit and by archons. When David slew Goliath (or his chroniclers stole valor from Ethanan), that was a contest between gods, even as modern interpretations of the fight coach it in materialist terms.

        The rising denial of gods via monotheism occurred after Caesar became Christian since prior Caesars got into the habit of persecuting those who didn’t worship Caesar’s god, or eventually Caesar, himself.

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          Sorry, I never read The Lord of the Rings so I don’t understand any of this lore.

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            The Silmarillion: still makes more sense than the Bible.

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            Since I have been talking about LOTR lore in other comment threads, you totally threw me.

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        I just finished reading American Gods by Neil Gaiman so this theory seems good to me!

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      Ha! Love the idea of joining a church and then comparing their god to all the other ones. “Who do you think would win in a fight?” And watch the feathers fly

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        “But can god beat Goku?”

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          I mean Saitama literally does beat God. Only to forget or something

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          Goku has plot power level ups up his ass

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            If we are going by canon.

            Jaweh controls the universe surrounding the Dragonball Universe.

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              But what if Goku shows up with an iron chariot? (Judges 1:19)

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                Yuweh would just smite the artist who drew it.

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              YHVH is biblically the god of earth, and that is a promotion from god of Israel.

              Only in the last few centuries has our understanding of the scope of the universe expanded to make that infinitesimally insignificant in the scope of the universe, even if the earth is still critical to us.

              Sadly, the dominionists may drive us to extinction.

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      Alltheist

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      Omnitheist

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