MF_COOM [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoMeanwhile in Burgerlandhexbear.netimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up189arrow-down1imageMeanwhile in Burgerlandhexbear.netMF_COOM [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredriving_croonerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·5 months agoAny bet what’s going to happen first? Teacher kills another teacher. Teacher kills a student. Student steal the gun and kill the teacher. Student steal the gun and kill another student. Place your bets.
minus-squareMF_COOM [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·5 months agoTeacher shoots self
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·5 months agoChud teacher brings a hair trigger colt 45 to school A light breeze causes the gun to fire Other teachers hear gunshots and return fire in roughly the direction the sound came from School officer hears gunshots and hides 5 dead, 13 injured, school officer promoted to FBI Greatest country on earth
minus-squareanarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 months agoVery realistic.
minus-squarebuckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·5 months agoTeacher leaves the gun in a bathroom, student finds it and is shot by school resource officer while on the way to turn it in
minus-squareDamarcusArt@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 months ago Student steal the gun and kill another student. Would say this is the most likely situation. This just sounds like they’re trying to make access to weapons as convenient as possible for school shooters.
minus-squareanarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 months agoStudent steals gun and kills teacher and student(s) for $500, Bob!
Any bet what’s going to happen first?
Teacher kills another teacher.
Teacher kills a student.
Student steal the gun and kill the teacher.
Student steal the gun and kill another student.
Place your bets.
Teacher shoots self
Chud teacher brings a hair trigger colt 45 to school
A light breeze causes the gun to fire
Other teachers hear gunshots and return fire in roughly the direction the sound came from
School officer hears gunshots and hides
5 dead, 13 injured, school officer promoted to FBI
Greatest country on earth
Very realistic.
Teacher leaves the gun in a bathroom, student finds it and is shot by school resource officer while on the way to turn it in
Would say this is the most likely situation. This just sounds like they’re trying to make access to weapons as convenient as possible for school shooters.
Student steals gun and kills teacher and student(s) for $500, Bob!