ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agosure way to get a mani.imgur.comimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1697arrow-down116
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minus-squaredriving_croonerlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·1 month agoGo to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoThe supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoYou’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
minus-squareace_of_based@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoDepends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoAsk for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoNow they still don’t want to talk to you
minus-squareyannic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-230 days agoPro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Keep starin
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.
Devilishly clever!