ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agosure way to get a mani.imgur.comimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1699arrow-down118
arrow-up1681arrow-down1imagesure way to get a mani.imgur.comooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square103fedilink
minus-squaredriving_croonerlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·2 months agoGo to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months agoThe supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoYou’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
minus-squareace_of_based@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoDepends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoAsk for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoNow they still don’t want to talk to you
minus-squareyannic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoPro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Keep starin
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.
Devilishly clever!