bloody good painting, govna

Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

Man I don’t fully understand what’s going on but I’m loving the guilt chameleon spirit

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

It’s bi-readable

Yeah, wow, that’s not where my brain went

Excuse me, I need to take a cold diet shower

Is that pig down with cannibalism?

Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

Now add a four-dimensional hat

Now draw her doing a sick kickflip to escape them

I’m definitely gonna try the iOS app out, I hope you find the droids you’re looking for

wait until they find out pénis is french for penis 😂😂😂😂😂😂

My child

but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

We will forever be at the cusp of tomorrow’s balls

Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

you drive a hard bargain

I want a 4 hour movie for this