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Cake day: September 11th, 2026

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  • Driver: I am afraid you are mistaken. Since the car was not observed driving you cannot make an assumption that I was not driving carefully and I resent the accusation.

    What we can observe at this current point in time is that my car is parked!

    Poorly, but parked nonetheless.

    PC: Name, sir?

    Driver: Werner Heisenberg. Now, where are you taking me?

    PC: At this point in time, the only thing you can observe with relative certainly is that you’re fuckin’ nicked Sunshine.







  • This guy?

    The guy who’s parents probably dressed him like an old man with a briefcase from the age of 5?

    The guy who looks like he went to boarding school as a kid, soil himself regularly and noone liked him there because he would tell on everyone?

    The same guy who was most likely never invited, even out of sympathy, to any parties in University because he still dressed like an old man with a briefcase, never got laid because of his Oedipal complex, and would rat his entire alumni out for a pat on the head from the professors?

    That guy?

    Colour me absolutely fucking unsurprised. He made less effort to hide his wretched being than Grima Wormtongue.