uSSRI [he/him]

Thats 4 Abrams simultaneously hitting it in the picture. Are you doubting the troops skills? On my hexbear.gov?

We love to see it, dont we folks?

My first job was washing towels at a relatively upscale gym/fitness center/YMCA type place.

I personally don’t give a shit about nudity, but spending that much time in the locker room you see some shit.

There was the guy who would always be naked pretty much the second he got in the locker room, and would go about his business nude. He was like 50, over 6 feet tall, had a huge head of long blond hair. He was kind of tan/sunburned always in a kind of unhealthy looking way. Huge alcoholic perfectly round beer guy, and a literal knee slapper of a dick. I always thought he looked kind of like a male lion personified.

Then there were the shower shitters, which luckily I didn’t have to clean and was very uncommon.

The ones that would get to me would be the old guys who sit nude in the pleather easy chairs reading the paper or whatever. Wildly unhygienic just stamping your asshole around a public place, but the way their scrotums would stick and make noise peeling off the pleather was unforgettable.

This was all almost 20 years ago holy shit that brought back some memories.

After the managers left we would run and jump on the front of the sports drink machines and all take home like 4 powerade or whatever got knocked out.

Oh and my boss called me and told me if I couldnt finish the job by a certain time of night for closing, i should clock out and keep working until the job is done.

The lumbering plains bison’s well developed penis tuft will be its undoing when the tufts keep snagging on tripwires

Guerilla bison

Grandpa simpson: “see back in my day, rich men used to fly around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I see JD Rockefeller flying by, so i went and grabbed my washtub…”

Oh there’s more than just the white house? Lol amazing

Don’t forget that picture of him flipping the bird to the white house

Oh totally a good lesson for me in yet another way the system can and will fuck you over.

Always good to get more knowledge and use it to take these behemoths down.

Reminds me of working in a grocery warehouse when covid hit. Mandatory 12 hour shifts for a 60 hour work week. And if they were feeling nice, they’d get a couple of boxes of Lunchables to give to employees on break. And that was with a union.

Oh and then I got shitcanned because I was getting a good bit of tendinitis, so they make me go to the employee doctor. They made me take a drug test even though I shouldn’t have taken one because of the nature of my injury. Then I got fired for THC in my system in a legal cannabis state.

My union steward who when I first met him told me “management are cops, im your lawyer, don’t say shit to cops” had gotten a promotion and decided he liked management after that.

Anyone else in the USA notice food getting expensive as hell this last month? My grocery trips are more frequent and more expensive lately.

Giant Joseph Smith lookalike wet t-shirt contest (third place)

Itching your asshole because of poor hygiene, parasites, or hemmeroids, isn’t gay coded. If anything for someone like Charlie it’s toxic masculinity making him so afraid of being gay he won’t properly clean his ass for some reason.

If only you could actually dig a hole to China

Thats fuckin incredible, potentially world changing.

why put it in a butt plug? Its pretty funny I guess?

Lemon-lime flavor is a child’s soda

Have fun in Hamtramck. Fascinating town, used to be full to the brim with Polish immigrants, and now they’re all 90 years old and scared because the town is according to Wikipedia, the only Muslim majority town in america.

Also good heavy shit!

Marxist-Leninist-Cowboy

Rest in piss USA, smoke em if ya got em

You could add an extra 1/2 of hating him on his performance as “small town mayo” too