Why do prison guards use Windows? Because it always locks up.

Alternatively:

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

These bad jokes brought to you by nerds who were around during the nineties.

Bonus! PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

Why isn’t yours?

Oh wait.

I mentioned this in another recent post, but before I was old enough to drive, my mom always said that one should let aggressive drivers “go have their accident somewhere else.”

Oh, I see. Thank you for the information.

Can you explain the Will Smith reference? I am unaware of any affiliation he has with Steam / Valve.

I think I first saw this question on coolsig.com in the late nineties.

Also, I just discovered that site still exists. Fun!

Aw, that’s too bad. It’s been quite a while but I remember enjoying it a lot. Still, to each their own.

I just thought it would be funny if the “Beatles cinematic universe” included a movie that was specifically about a world sans The Beatles.

I wonder if this would include Yesterday.

That’s fine - I was just making a joke because the original comment referenced “international nerds” and you referred to yourself as an “international lemmy user.” I was joking that you were distancing yourself from the nerds, even though just being on lemmy makes it likely you are a nerd. All good!

I love that Lemmy is small enough for me to encounter a non-celebrity (no offense intended!) but whom I still recognize.

I noticed you modified the label from the original message. Are you suggesting you’re not a nerd?

edit: Also, if we’re talking about the nineties, don’t forget our deployment of ninjas.

If I ever start a band, I’m calling them “International Nerds.”

I see.

Thank you.

Your second sentence makes me think an equal sign would be appropriate.

What is MECFS? I assume I could look it up, but it seems likely you would welcome the chance to elucidate.

If I recently watched the Game Grumps play Bad Mojo, do I need to be concerned?

With some exceptions, I’m not sure I could maintain my contempt for someone for two years.

edit: Without further and/or ongoing provocation.

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Perhaps that was it; it’s been a long time since I looked for the picture and I just posted it here on a whim, so I can’t guarantee I never searched for it that way.

Thank you to both you and the OC for following up.

Weird, I’ve done that a bunch of times with no results. Genuinely, thank you for finding it.