My wife scooped me up with a special pouch between her legs.
My wife scooped me up with a special pouch between her legs.
What if my instinct leans towards extrajudicial execution rather than imprisonment? 🤭
Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?
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This is me and my buddy Kyle circa 3rd period math class in 10th grade, at least twice a week.
Looks stupid.
Stop, my faith can only get so hard
It would have cost you nothing to not say that.
Goddamn better believe it.
We haven’t been suckered into shit. We’ve been forced to participate under threat of violence and starvation without ever having been given a choice.
I’m using it from now on. There’s no telling how old rescue animals are sometimes.
At a quick glance, this looked like a close up shot of something that I would be interested in smoking.
I have a hard time believing anybody under the age of 65 finds this shit funny.
I never understood this boomer shit.
I’ve never heard the term “gotcha day” before. It’s cute as fuck.
That’s an extra feature they try to up-sell you at the dealership.
Large Marge fucked me up.
That’s rough. My family is the only thing in this world I give a shit about. I’d have killed myself years ago if it weren’t for them.
Occupy Democrats are shit, and they posted this once.
Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.
edit: I’m fucking stupid, you guys.