JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!

Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I made this back in October but didn’t do anything with it. Apparently it’s more relevant than I realized, and this seems like a good place to put it.

I loved Batman Forever and I still listen to the soundtrack.

Thingu

This one!

“…and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there, only just the night before, about eight o’clock.”

That’s a bummer but at least you made that one cowboy’s night!!

My first year at my current place I went to work in costume with full face makeup (Jack Nicholson’s Joker). I came home a little after dark and waited with my bowl for about an hour and a half; but at that point the makeup was getting itchy and I was done with it. Got in the shower and within maybe 3 minutes the doorbell rang! Then it rang again a couple minutes later while I was still in there! Nobody has come by for candy since then and it’s been several years.

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

But he was so generous with the paper towels!!

Did I write this

The best combo!

Vampira*

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Now’s your chance!

The original is a failure that did a disservice to the women on it, just one we know and are nostalgic for.

What? Isn’t the original poster based on the book cover? How does it do a disservice to the fictional characters of the book?

Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

…how do you measure a year in Trump’s life?

In golf games? In rubles? In lawsuits? In twitter postings?

In rallies, incitement… in terror, in strife?

Cult of personality?

What’s the Thai flag doing in the background?

Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.

“The radical left did it!!”