I cannot wait for what these guys are going to do with infowars.

Didn’t know that was a thing outside of steam deck.

But yeah I’m waiting until the last moment because it’s likely that’s when the best contender will appear.

Closer to the EoL time, someone is going to release a version of Linux that is basically windows, with a super locked down interface etc to make it so newbies can install and use with zero CLI or setup.

Or at least some serious consumer-grade onboarding.

Presumably it will have reduced functionality to make it as stable as humanly possible too.

And they’ll probably become one of the larger distributions until people get the confidence to “upgrade” to a more complex one.

If you have to catch up with learning or get in trouble, then that’s the best way to learn.

Just remember to jump to the next stage before you are ready also.

“why is there an adult size diaper-change station?”

It’s to make the point that they were murdered. It’s a fear tactic with plausible deniability.

Air Force One is going to smell like fries forever now.

Woo-stir-shi’

Now you can

“Amy Pond. Get. Your. Coat.”

“say sowwwy or give us $10k. You are punished”

I have a funny feeling Jeff doesn’t own the paper for the money.

You don’t know any 5yo software engineers?

This does have the vibe of those pro-billionaire articles the Washington Post puts out…

Oh that’s what I was looking for. Nice.

Thing is, any friends and family that click “accept” when an app asked for permission to see their address book will have accidentally released the “good” email.

I wonder whether there shouldn’t just be “an email I can read out to people on the phone” and the rest are all random privacy/hash ones.

COVID didn’t have a solution based around people being the main character.

Unless you wanted to cause trouble. Then you could be the main character.

Great, so when they abandon the nuclear project in 18mths who will maintain them?

Ralph Wiggum voice:

“I’m a centrist”

Fight in the middle east, we will

Flat wooden toothpick is safer and less likely to damage it