There it is folks

Ok Alexa, put “cute female presenting beefcakes with hair bows and sundress” on my to-do list.

Yeah, not really a burner phone if you don’t burn it. Then it’s just a second phone.

Communists make weapons too tho. It’s kind of a whole cycle.

Catching General Dynamics strays

I’ve said “I might answer some emails” at the EU border before, and the agent just shook her head and was like “try again, business or pleasure?”

This particular rule has been loosely enforced in post COVID times and people just need to re learn how to cross borders.

I’m sure it happens occasionally but I’ve never actually heard of CPB asking for hotel bookings, just outbound flight number. This is stuff you’d submit on a visa application. If the US wants to make Europeans get visa to travel then they should just do that.

I refuse to believe anyone is this stupid.

Aka, high value men

Stop. Get some help.

This one

I have been known to handle up to three ducks at a time.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female rodent breeding, squirrel is the most compatible rodent for humans?

I am seriously considering getting rid of central air and doing like a 5 zone mini split system, partially for this flexibility, but also to save space over the centralized air handler, which takes up a bunch of space in the basement I’d like to reclaim.

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And when the women learn to be alone, you will do what?

We got roaches from an Amazon package, I suspect. My wife and I are both compulsively clean people, but we live in an older place so there is ostensibly decades worth of random organic material around to sustain roach colonies. It started one spring with seeing some instars around the kitchen every few days and then it became full roaches about a week later. I did not take it seriously at first and just treated with hardware store sprays and powders. This was insufficient.

What eventually worked was baits and a little chemical called Alpine WSG. I bought a sprayer and basically coated the entire house in it twice, six weeks apart. We have not seen a single roach since then. I respray once per year just in case.

Also, boric acid doesn’t work with German roaches. It is a waste of time. If you solved roach problem with that or diatomaceous earth, then you had a entry problem, not an infestation.

We also had racoons breeding in our attic at one point, which is a very awkward situation because I felt bad trapping them so I just waited for them to leave and then sealed where they were getting in.

This better not awaken anything in me.

Fangs are still pretty rare in reptiles. Most lizards have basically some form of serrated beak.

78 during the day is fine depending on the humidity. The real trick of AC is that it brings the humidity down so if it is like 90 out and the AC is running to hit 78 then it is fine. But if it’s like 83 so the AC barely runs then 78 starts to feel sticky and unpleasant.