Danger Dan is a massive Zionist, though.

Just the Higgs boson, which is exactly what the LHC was originally built for. But other than the intended results, it’s been basically useless!

Expose it to some rain and it becomes one.

You expected anything? Like literally anything?

That’s the famed efficiency of capitalism for you.

Their children? Sure, not their fault they are born into a murderous cult. The adults? Lmao

Aside from the economic links to the genocide, you can support two things at once?

Liberals cannot comprehend anything that does not abide by the logic of capitalist property relations.

It’s. It like kitchen knives are that much harder to kill with. Or Screwdrivers.

Crocodiles only eat on very rare occasions, so I’ll just hope it has eaten in the last couple weeks.

What this woman is describing here is the concept of a catchy tune. She must have experienced seeing Kim Il-Sung in the flesh the first time she heard “Call Me, Maybe”.

Someone pat the snake on the head with hand sanitiser to prevent it from suffocating.

Ok, genuinely, the first time I heard about anti-deutsche was at the age of 24 from a non-German podcast. I’ve been living here since I was two. And while Anti-Deutsch is simply a supposedly radical repackaging of the political mainstream, thus entirely congruent with dominant political thought, it is by no means relevant in German politics beyond trapping people susceptible to left wing thought in an asinine ideology. I would even argue that most people have never heard of them.

You fuckers have loyalty day? Real “meine Ehre heißt Treue” hours going on.

He has his moments, very occasionally.

In IDF speak, this means only identifiable by what remains of his clothes, so we can hope for the best.

He pressed the “Well yes, I am a pirate” button.

Capitalism no iPhone