Seriously speaking, sometimes its fun to let it rip forcefully but you should probably allow to escape naturally to avoid aforementioned torn bungholes.

Having acknowledged that, 10/10 thread - your prose is rythmically pleasing and we coupd all always do with a poop chuckle

Had to google this sauce as I hadn’t heard of it. How did it turn out? I wouldn’t know where to find unripe grapes

To be fair, I’m pretty sure he let Putin hold it and he walked off with it like it was his lol

Great read, never heard of this magazine, thanks for posting!

Don’t worry buddy, atleast one person got the joke

Randy, people with guts like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers dawg! Noam sayin?!?!

Is this a wood block print?

Lamb’s breath / lamb’s bread - had some once and never found it again

I needed to hear that bit about the compliment - thanks!

If Ace Bailey was as good as Ace Bailey thinks he is, we would’ve drafted Ace Bailey

I’ve eaten perogies. I’ve eaten quesadillas. I saw the picture. And yet, I googled perogadilla.

RIP - one of the greatest to ever do it. Him and RVD were epic

Top tier

Sneaky feeling he’ll wind up in pittsburgh

I don’t get it, he’s started a bunch. Even if he isn’t great, keeping a young Iineman on an affordable deal shluld be a no brainer.

One day, tyreek is going to kill a woman and we’ll all wonder how it could have happened

Too many teams are wise to positional value for it to happen again imo

Looks great! French toast looks custardy

Team full of dickheads - go birds

“This transforms even solitary activities into implicit social interactions. It forces us to maintain awareness of our “observed self” alongside our “experiencing self,” creating a kind of persistent self-consciousness. We become performers in our own lives rather than merely participants.”

Gonna noodle on this bit…