Idaho is made up, made up to sound native American.

Please do not use the word crash in a software sense (i.e. stopped working) when talking about aircrafts and aviation

Tu tu tutu tu tu tewtew

The hold music song when you call an 800 number

I see a man taking a dump and scissors

Sweet! Lunch and a message!

It’s funny because lol is never pronounced in English, only written, but it actually does get vocalized in other languages that borrowed it.

My fellow ___,

Dear siblings,

Y’all,

One if the wealthiest sugar mama is about to hit the market, better sharpen up boys!

Sadly, there’s a lot of countries where the tip is gone

Chips and Tits - a coveted package and a messy leak

Spying on Jensen’s Johnson

Get a friendship bracelet kit for funsies. These are the bracelets where each bead is a letter, a heart or a cheap plastic thing. Tell him “I’m making friendship bracelets to put in the stockings for Christmas. I need to practice on you” Make him one. Tell him not to shower with it because the metal is bad quality. You now have his wrist size.

You can also memorize the bracelet order and aragement of the beads and make a copy when he’s gone.

Well then you will be oscar kilo with me if I use a little alpha bravo charlie.

Because C as in Caren and K as in Karyn. Because Bill and Will sound the same, especially if you have an accent. Also because if you just say Alpha foxtrot november, it’s shorter than saying A as in Apple, F as in Frank, N as in Nick etc.

But you do you, I just find it extremely convenient to use it to make it clear to a phone. If you want to stay cute and confusing that’s fine with me.

J as in Gif

The economy may crash if we get rid of the health insurance companies, but it’s a sacrifice we are all FUCKING WET AND WILLING to make

I think that a color needs a context for me to pick it. I don’t want my oven to be green. I don’t want my hair to be khaki. I like certain items or textures in certain colors. Any color looks awful as a giant uniform rectangle on a screen. I don’t have a favorite color period, it all depends. Color of what? Color for what?

There’s so many child crushers on the road but that one is definitely one of the crushiest. Having fewer of them on the road is a wine for road safety, especially for everyone not in a car.

A+

Now that Democrats are winning it’s time for me to be president!!!

LMAO GTFO you old fuck