I didn’t realise austerity had stopped tbh

Can you not rent fibre splicing kit where you are. That’s what I’ve done in the UK when I’ve needed fibre installed on my jobs.

I don’t do enough to justify buying all the kit, so this works out better for me.

I asked my sponge in the bath last night and it denied this was anything to do with ‘big sponge’. Someone is trying to do a hit job on them and they firmly believe it is a conspiracy between the whales and coral.

They used paragliders

I promise I wouldn’t mind if you did

Just remember to spit not swallow

It’s not me, it’s you

Spray that H2O all over my face

Bye fellatio

Literally not. Unless you think the UK doesn’t exist outside of London.

Don’t worry, they ‘ll sort it so airline tickets are as expensive as train tickets shortly.

Fiat might stand for that. Ford is fucked or repaired daily.

I couldn’t stand to have a pelvis