If you enjoyed this little misadventure, consider giving it an upvote. It won’t cost you a single penny, halfpenny, or farthing (legal, magical, or imaginary), but it will let me know there are brave souls out there who rather like seeing new stories tumble onto the page. And, like any good magic, a little encouragement goes a long way toward summoning more.

What’s with the tongue, rather off-putting tbh.

A delayed Easter gift 🐣 …hope you enjoy.

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