“why is that we eat the fruit and not the tree?”

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They’re just protecting the the king who, for some reason, doesn’t seem to get old in decades.

You probably take lsd and hug your fridge, slowly disappearing into it.

Is… is this… damn it!

And I was wondering why is doge coin trending so hard.

waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!

I didn’t come to lemmy on my break to get called out like this

Isn’t it funny how lamb is both the name of a cute baby animal and also name of a dish?

That is interesting actually, but compared to other companies I’d not say that’s significant. Specially because I suspect they switched to WebKit because they had no other choice 🤷‍♂️

If you do anything as merely speak the name of anything FOSS in Apple headquarters, they throw you in a deep dark well in the middle of the campus and remove your name from the world of the living.

I think about this one often.

She can fix you.

This showed up tight after the “I came during a prostate exam” meme and now I can’t think of anything else

It’s all fun and games till the person who stole your bike has a weapon, or is bigger than you and has friends with them

“my alien”? sounds kinda cute you guys should def go out together.

Since when fight club is incel?

Yet another brilliant move to support the Godot engine! Gotta thank unity for all the support

“immortalized” is a strong word for an ad that stays up for maximum a month long