Rock Lobster by the B-52s?

Wahoo, I’m on a role!

Fly Me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra

Street Fighting Man by the Rolling Stones?

Fixing a Hole by the Beatles

Carry On My Wayward Son by Kansas?

Empire State of Mind

What Does the Fox Say

Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

Telephone Line by ELO

Behind Blue Eyes

The real romance story is always in the comments.

“Women in China” ≠ One user on the Chinese social media platform Xiaohongshu

Are you me? lol

A friend recently told me something that has really helped:

• We will all die one day and things will keep chugging along; accept it.
• Do not jeopardize your personal well being nor that of the people who matter to you; you’re boss won’t remember all the late nights, but you loved ones will.
• Keeping with that: be picky with your time. Chose and accept work which you bring unique value to. If someone else can do it, let them, and if the work must get done, then someone will do it.

Pro-tip: three or more cats are called a clowder. the more you know

Old phones stay hydrated.

Where’s the beef?!

Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?

Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.

macro imagine

what about micro pene?

Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.

That’s my regional variation.