TLDR:
9/10, amazing
Alan Wake II is a superb survival horror sequel that makes the cult-classic original seem like little more than a rough first draft by comparison.
84/100 reviewer score means it’s tied with New Vegas, for whatever that’s worth
I have exceeding low expectations, but I would hope that would be grounds for an antitrust lawsuit against Google as Chromium browsers account for roughly 70% of all users (based on numbers I pulled from Wikipedia)
Good quote from the article - “We share this planet with a bunch of pinheads, I’m afraid.”