faythofdragons

Winning at life, right here.

Then there’s me, who mods games explicitly so I can hoard unused, but potentially useful items.

I thought a group of blue oysters was called a cult

The school district I grew up in called them ‘monitors’. It’s always neat when languages line up like this, because ‘surveil’ and ‘monitor’ mean the same thing in english.

I’ve got a Note 8 that’s still hanging on. Battery lasts me all day with moderate use, but my bank app isn’t supported.

They probably mean stuff like Tylenol2, which is acetaminophen and codeine.

Corn syrup, we all know that cake is a lie.