Donald trump is funny af ngl.
I’m pretty sure he did. I’m also sorry that I reminded you of this.
door, you say?
This fake as shit
lol dude who saw the shooter:
oh you remember the thing
I might have some kind of stomach condition—I fart too much 💨💨💨
Holy shit. I figured out my password.
Sup, libs?
Let he, who is without a cum, cast the first load.
Good clean fun
I remembered the Macarena video and it warmed my heart
My girl made brownies. This is why I’m 20 pounds too heavy.
“Listen, the buck stops when they get in the way of my treats.”
2 cats is a good number of cats. I have 2. But what if there was a 3rd?