David Gerard
the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and proceeding to blow up the United States
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David Gerard@awful.systemsto Programming@programming.dev•If AI is so good at coding - where are the open source contributions?English14·1 month agoBaldur Bjarnason (who hates AI slop) has posited precisely this:
My current theory is that the main difference between open source and closed source when it comes to the adoption of “AI” tools is that open source projects generally have to ship working code, whereas closed source only needs to ship code that runs.
David Gerard@awful.systemsto Programming@programming.dev•If AI is so good at coding - where are the open source contributions?English101·1 month agoI asked Github Copilot and it added
import wreak
to .NET, so we’ll get back to you.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•U.S. Housing Agency Considers Launching Crypto ExperimentEnglish5·3 months agoMaxine Waters hates crypto bullshit with the fire of a thousand suns, she’s not in power any more but she can help jam this up
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoinsEnglish6·3 months agoGold Buttplug
He’s the man
The man with the Midas arse
Pretty girl, beware of his plug of gold
This butt is cold
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoinsEnglish10·3 months agolol holy shit
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoinsEnglish14·3 months agowhen did we get goldbugs here
bitcoin is more stupid, but goldbugging is not not stupid
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoinsEnglish71·3 months agoyay goldbugs
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•How North Korea Launders Billions in Stolen CryptoEnglish8·3 months agothe other two answers are correct, but also they totally do. In particular, the blockchain analysis companies alert companies using their services to the transaction touching tainted coins. This is variably effective, of course.
But also, there are plenty of non-US/EU exchanges that don’t give a hoot and once tainted coins hit an exchange they’re washed because these exchanges are very good at having pretend KYC/AML.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•Scientific peer review by AI — with its own cryptocurrency! As promoted in NatureEnglish4·4 months agovideo version, double episode!!
this video had so many technical hiccups. the front fell off. (literally, my teleprompter tablet’s screen came unglued and fell off. what the.) openshot decided rendering was toooo haaaard and i had to make a copy of the source video with a keyframe every 10 frames. fucking computers.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•Argentinian president Javier Milei promotes memecoin that then crashes 95% in apparent $100 million+ rug pullEnglish15·4 months agoi’m sure they’re working for someone
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•Of course the DOGE boys are also crypto griftersEnglish7·5 months agomy god incredible, what a clever and likable fellow
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•Did you know anyone can freeze your account on an exchange with one unblockable trick?English11·5 months agoMichel is great and you should follow him if you enjoy crypto shenanigans
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•enjoy Coffeezilla's flabbergasted despair at Trumpcoin and MelaniacoinEnglish6·5 months agolol i was about to reply “welcome to awful systems here’s your accordion”
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•Crypto magnate Barry Silbert pivots to AI for a 2018-style ICO token pumpEnglish12·7 months agohow do they think they solved these fundamental issues in their proposed design?
number go up
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•Crypto magnate Barry Silbert pivots to AI for a 2018-style ICO token pumpEnglish12·7 months agohow dare you, that’s ancap jargon
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•I hear bitcoin is supposed to be good now. Is it a new bubble yet?English16·7 months agonor any other
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•US hacker sentenced to five years in the slammer for laundering the proceeds of nearly 120,000 stolen bitcoin worth $10,800,000,000 at today's pricesEnglish6·7 months agoit would be illegal to make her listen to her own music
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•US hacker sentenced to five years in the slammer for laundering the proceeds of nearly 120,000 stolen bitcoin worth $10,800,000,000 at today's pricesEnglish10·7 months agosource announcement https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/bitfinex-hacker-sentenced-money-laundering-conspiracy-involving-billions-stolen
razzlekhan being sentenced for war crimes against music on Monday
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto Buttcoin@awful.systems•Our crypto predictions for 2025!English5·8 months agothis is an appropriate penance and now you can change your username
author here - there is of course a good chance Disney will want to squash them like a bug.