The first ad that autoplays after subscribing is the cursed videotape from The Ring. Then 7 days later Samara’s ghost crawls out of your tv.

It’s now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?

She had to build up momentum to destroy that cucumber in one calculated blow. At least you know she takes her work seriously.

Wall water in its purest form

I’d take the Jeep, two man tent, German Shepard, and CB radio. Might as well go on a roadtrip and treat the zombie outbreak like one long vacation.

I wonder how many people live outside the red circle and have to commute to work within it.

Minion glass

It’s a respected classic.

Nah, giving all my personal data to Meta for an account I’d hardly use doesn’t seem worth it.

“We take the Personal out of PC”

Life imitates Futurama