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Cake day: February 5th, 2026

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  • I’m too smart for this. I would take them back to my hotel room, have a fun time, and then ghost the hell out of them.

    My line of work does involve trade secrets and stuff. I’m pretty sure I’d be able to have sex without the temptation of booting up and unlocking my work computer though.

    I certainly wouldn’t try to do business with them. I just want to nut. Is it that wrong to want to have a threesome with foreign intelligence assets? I’d even thank them for making that specific fantasy come true once we’re done.

    I’m just kidding though, these women are not my type. They’d need to entice me with an autistic girl who loves trains as much as I do, and I’m already married to one so they’re too late anyway.












  • Yeah, no shit. The “Jews control the world” thing is pure antisemitism, but it’s honestly sounding more and more reasonable for people to believe it when a Jewish State is behind things like anti-BDS laws, and the deplatforming of Macklemore.

    And for those of us who know that Israel ≠ Jews, there are AIPAC members insisting the opposite.

    It’s honestly hard work resisting antisemitic ideas when there are Jewish organizations trying to prove old harmful stereotypes right for some reason.

    It fucking sucks.