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    4 days ago

    Biden is still alive? He was kept alive with a cocktail of drugs all the way back in 2016. So, it’s shocking that he’s even still breathing. Modern medicine does the darndest things.

    Remember when he disappeared for a month during the primary then reappeared in what appeared to be a nursing home lobby? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

    I think this was the video IIRC.


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    I guess you can’t make an old dog… eat new dicks.

    If you ever feel like updating your incredibly obsolete, outdated 15 year old skillset, check out Hack and watch this video about why it was necessary to clean up the (in his view egregious) sins of PHP developers working on the same codebase simultaneously at Meta. Then report back exactly where I’m wrong in regards to PHP’s safety.

    I have a thick skin. I don’t mind being educated about it and I would’t mind admitting I’m wrong.
    I’m not holding out hope that you can easily switch to a style where you display intellectual honesty after that uproarious response.

    According to the conversation linked and my real world observations, PHP devs do stupid, unsafe, outdated shit with inline dependency injection the likes of which I haven’t seen anywhere other than C’s include paradigm. Again, I’d be ecstatic if you could prove me wrong with something other than childish insults. Even if you make it vulgar but fact based I’ll listen (it’ll be entertaining!). I’m here to learn (and shame devs that stick with outdated technologies long past their time).