Note that when people say “pour money into a company” they mean “invest wisely in the parts of the company that work” not “buy a thing with a big price tag” those are two completely separate things

Point 1 was him buying the company though. He has not poured any money into it, as you say he has done quite the reverse

No, the cruelty is the point. The kind of people who made this happen have common sense just like the rest of us, that 7-year-old squirrel didn’t have rabies. They refuse to make exceptions or use common sense because they specifically want to hurt others.

Peanut had been living with owner Mark Longo for seven years

Man. What a feel-bad story. There’s a certain kind of person who takes glee in destroying others’ joy and they will use any technicality to get the excuse to do so all while blathering “the law is the law, the law is the law.”

Seven years. What a shameful travesty.

When is he going to do points #2 and #3 for Twitter

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on

smh could have guessed she was born with a tail, missed opportunity

They’ll just find a way to make sure only the top 10% richest white people can access it through a loophole

We’re thiiiiis close to the death of the “free world.” Fascism is a blink away.

By this logic, someone who believes the bees control all reality is the best president, because they can negotiate better since they profess obvious lies

Vote for me in 2028 the bees command it

RIP pictures for sad children

Professional means you do it for money. In which case you need another job

Honestly I don’t know what’s more soul crushing, the incorrectly added comma or the fact OP still doesn’t get it

As a professional virgin loser

You need a new job

Cunningham’s law puts me in contact with another Ancient One :) Thanks for posting, kind goon. Did you hear the good news Lowtax is dead? In the end he was not protected from the terrible secret of space.

Save yourself. It’s not too late to preserve your ignorance.

The infamous calm.jpg, for those old enough to remember

Internal thought process: “psh, it’s not just over-35’s who remember the dawn of GPS, I’m only… thirty… six…” 😩

I don’t have deeply shocking memories about using GPS for the first time, it was just this gadget my dad got for road trips so we didn’t have to deal with an atlas. However, I still remember being a passenger in a moving car using my first smartphone, watching our progress on Google Maps and feeling like I had gained the ability to see around corners. Technological progress seemed unambiguously positive and my phone just kept getting more useful.

The perpetrators look blood related in the first degree. They have the same lips/nose/eyebrows/jawline. Maybe they have matching his-n-hers fetal alcohol syndrome.

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