I like Modern Analog because I prefer a no bells and whistles watch face

Just because two things can be connected doesn’t mean that they have to be connected

Q: How do I unscrew this screw?

A: Unscrewing that screw defeats the purpose of screwing things together

The Stack Overflow user interface doesn’t understand Stack Overflow if “closed as duplicate” is so common. A wiki would have been better instead of a Q&A site

“Lane should listen to Mrs. Kim” lol

I understood the Alien/Italien meme, that was funny