There you go, now we know the answer for “what was thinking that person who chopped the very last tree on Easter island?”

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I make and sell mucrocloning kits in anticipation to see this happen

Oh, sure, let’s maybe keep them in hands of governments and corporations, those always behave responsibly, right?

Awesome, I should totally start making these things too and place them in my microcloning and brewing yeast webstore. This dude is a hero of our biopunk culture, weird that I haven’t heard about this before!

some Greek root for bottom, used, for example, in “abyss”, sounds totally chtonic.

That’s mixing greek and latin.

Geonauts? Buthonauts?

Oh come on, someone must have cloned it, it’s relatively simple to do even after it’s broken - plant stem cells are quite hardy. It’s totally hobbyist-level technology. That way we could’ve filled the island with hundreds of these palms over a couple of years, they would’ve been clones, sure, but then cross-polinating a palm forest would’ve been a much simpler task, not mentioning that at least all the critters wouldn’t have to be homeless.