Noo Zelensky is a perfect angel that I’ve developed a parasocial relationship with how could you do this to me

Idk, I don’t really feel like it rn

Damn this cat looks awesome, he should probably become the general secretary of the CPC or something

Maybe later, I’m busy playing League of Legends atm

Sorry we can’t finance XiBucks right now, I spent all the government’s assets on ChungusCoin and it didn’t work out :(

My outlook on China is that we need more Pizza Huts

What’s Marxism-Leninism

Oh shit of fuck