If you’re hearing this, then there is still hope. Hope that you can avoid making the same mistakes we made.

UbisoNFT

Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O

And he would often pump-and-dump, E-I-E-I-O

With a wallet here and a wallet there, Here a pump, there a dump, everywhere pump-dump,

Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O.

My money is on glorification of colonialism. It’s this weird idea of rugged pioneers taming the land and building a Free™ community outside of the existing system. Shows up all the time with libertarian cranks, and probably not accidentaly does it often include claiming land from an existing population say somewhere in Oceania, because colonialism without robbery is just sparkling migration.

Also see that libertarian town that got destroyed by bears because they didn’t want to regulate garbage disposal.

All you need to know is that his real name is Jimmy Donaldson and he’s exactly the type of person you expect to be named Jimmy Donaldson.

hits blunt [under breath] so much higherrr

But it’s specifically cartoon supervillain shit. It’s not even a Bond villain, those are way too serious in comparison.

“President and CEO of the World” who wants your eyeballs for his menacing orbs.

Unsatirisable, supervillain shit. Mr. Incredible should kick his ass.

This year, to put their coins on the map (…) a pair of creators rubbed up against one another in their underwear

Okay, those two clearly just wanted to do that but were so deep in the closet it had to be a “crypto marketing scheme”.

Elon, probably