Were you invited to the lavish opening party with the flamingos and the dancers at the huge mansion with two pools and all that?
If yes then you’re definitely the mark.
The real test is whether you’re included in the 5 person Signal group they coordinate the date and time to dump
I’m sure a bunch of people buy knowing it’ll collapse, but thing they’re so smart and savvy they’ll sell it just in time to get rich
If you’re hearing this, then there is still hope. Hope that you can avoid making the same mistakes we made.
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Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O
And he would often pump-and-dump, E-I-E-I-O
With a wallet here and a wallet there, Here a pump, there a dump, everywhere pump-dump,
Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O.
My money is on glorification of colonialism. It’s this weird idea of rugged pioneers taming the land and building a Free™ community outside of the existing system. Shows up all the time with libertarian cranks, and probably not accidentaly does it often include claiming land from an existing population say somewhere in Oceania, because colonialism without robbery is just sparkling migration.
Also see that libertarian town that got destroyed by bears because they didn’t want to regulate garbage disposal.
All you need to know is that his real name is Jimmy Donaldson and he’s exactly the type of person you expect to be named Jimmy Donaldson.
hits blunt [under breath] so much higherrr
But it’s specifically cartoon supervillain shit. It’s not even a Bond villain, those are way too serious in comparison.
“President and CEO of the World” who wants your eyeballs for his menacing orbs.
Unsatirisable, supervillain shit. Mr. Incredible should kick his ass.
This year, to put their coins on the map (…) a pair of creators rubbed up against one another in their underwear
Okay, those two clearly just wanted to do that but were so deep in the closet it had to be a “crypto marketing scheme”.
Jesus christ this is so cringe, they used The One Joke three times in the first minute and that’s not even the halfway point, I’m not finishing this nonsense