„It has betrayeds us. The indecencies of its.“

Bonzenverhältnisse.

Katzenfutter

Leute!! Herr Geldbeutel hier hat Kinder UND kann sich ein Haustier halten!

Das ist doch total egoistisch, wo kommen wir denn da hin? Wo ist denn dein Verantwortungsbewusstsein? Zahl doch lieber regelmäßig a die Verarmte Industrie^TM bevor die im Auge der Investoren vor die Hunde geht, sonst tröpfelt doch ökonomisch nix nach unten zu uns allen.

Warme Pisse hat gegenüber kalter Pisse keinen ausgleichenden Mehrwert.

Following the sudden and catastrophic collapse of their bodily edifice, the faint crack of a sniper shot cut through the relatively short moment of peace and serenity only to resume forthwith.

“This mockery of my primacy is an outrage.

I’m offended by the mere existence of this contraption.

Why must I endure this grotesquery?

I pity this fool and hate everything about him.

Yet, curiously, my intrigue is both utterly enthralling and unbearably delicious.”

Fuck that. Desperate times, desperate measures. I’d happily pay a doctor to knock me out with sedatives every night and a nurse to administer the drops on schedule while I dream of playing hopscotch with Hunter S. Thompson.

*gestikuliert weiträumig entlang der Theke

„Von allem von hier bis hier jeweils ein Stück bitte.“

The floor manager appears to have a different perspective.

He wants to have a productive conversation about cable management.

Manlook!

Well, with that attitude, probably yes.

You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

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Standard Issue Cat maybe?

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Bruh! Who takes these clowns and their clickbait headlines serious? The failure here is projection for their shitty „journalism“.

ZB stated perfectly clearly they will discuss it internally and make a decision in private and communicate it when appropriate. This is a levelled, professional approach and the opposite of failure.

Ist das die junge Angela Merkel?

Savage!